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Opinion
Missouri Court of Appeals Southern District

Case Style: Paula Brumfield, Claimant-Appellant, v. Division of Employment Security, Respondent-Respondent.

Case Number: 24311

Handdown Date: 09/28/2001

Appeal From: Labor and Industrial Relations Commission

Counsel for Appellant: Party Acting Pro Se

Counsel for Respondent: Marilyn Green and Cynthia Quetsch

Opinion Summary: None

Citation:

Opinion Author:
Kenneth W. Shrum, Presiding Judge

Opinion Vote: DISMISSED. Montgomery, J., and Barney, C.J., concur.

Opinion:

Paula Brumfield ("Appellant") filed a claim for unemployment benefits with the Missouri Division of Employment Security ("Division"). Division ruled Appellant was ineligible for benefits, and she appealed to the Appeals Tribunal. After an evidentiary hearing before the Appeals Tribunal, the decision of Division was affirmed. Thereon, Appellant filed a timely appeal with the Labor and Industrial Relations Commission ("Commission"). Following Commission's review, it affirmed the decision of the Appeals Tribunal. The instant appeal followed. This court dismisses the appeal.
Appellant appeals pro se. Commission has moved for dismissal of the appeal because Appellant failed to comply with Rule 84.04 briefing requirements.
We reproduce Appellant's "brief" in its entirety (except for the caption page):

"STATEMENT OF FACTSAppellant is fully entitled to proceed pro se. Libberton v. Phillips, 995 S.W.2d 66, 67 (Mo.App. 1999). In doing so, however, she is bound "by the same rules of procedure as those admitted to practice law and is entitled to no indulgence she would not have received if represented by counsel." Johnson v. St. Mary's Health Center, 738 S.W.2d 534, 535[1] (Mo.App. 1987).
As is abundantly clear, Appellant's brief shows flagrant violations of every applicable provision of Rule 84.04.(FN1) Appellant's brief fails to contain the following:
1. A detailed table of contents. Rule 84.04(a)(1).

2. A jurisdictional statement. Rule 84.04(a)(2) and (b).

3. An adequate statement of facts. Rule 84.04(a)(3) and (c).

4. Any points relied on. Rule 84.04(a)(4) and (d).

5. Relevant citations of authority. Rule 84.04(d)(5).

6. An argument. Rule 84.04(a)(5) and (e).

7. Specific page references to the legal file or transcript. Rule 84.04(i).

As demonstrated by the verbatim recital, it would indeed be a Herculean task to characterize Appellant's brief as anything but falling woefully short of any reasonable compliance with Rule 84.04. "A failure to substantially comply with Rule 84.04 preserves nothing for appellate review." Burton v. Tucker, 937 S.W.2d 775, 776[2] (Mo.App. 1997). Allegations of error not properly briefed "shall not be considered in any civil appeal." Rule 84.13(a).
In Libberton, 995 S.W.2d 66, State ex rel. Div. of Child Support Enforcement v. Hinojos, 993 S.W.2d 581 (Mo.App. 1999), and Burton, 937 S.W.2d 775, appeals were dismissed for similar Rule 84.04 violations. Accordingly, we dismiss the appeal.
Footnotes:

FN1. All rule references are to Supreme Court Rules (2001), unless otherwise indicated.

Separate Opinion:
None